Driver: MADAME, MADAME!!! Tuktuk???
Tourist: Yes, yes, to Hotel “Kandy Inn”. Do you know where it is?
Driver: Yes, yes Madam. Come in!
Tourist: How much?
Tourist: HAHAHA. That’s far too much. I always pay 200!
Driver: No possible! Very far way! Other end of town you know. Ok, 350 last price!
Tourist: No, it’s just around the corner. 200 last price!
Driver: Ok, 300.
Tourist: No, too much.
Tourist walks away.
Driver: OKOKOKOK!!!! WAIT; MADAME!!!!!Ok, 250, okok very good price, special for you!
Tourist inside, driver takes off. BEEPBEEP, HORNHORN….
Driver: Where from Madame?
Driver: Good country!!! Good football! Which hotel again Madame?
Driver: Ohhhhh, no good. Very bad place. No good food, very expensive. I know better place. I show you! Show free! No charge!
Tourist: Where is it?
Driver: only 5min Madame!
20 minutes later, still driving, BEEPBEEP!!!
40 minutes later, still driving, Tourist very upset and impatient.
120 minutes later. Tourist in Kandy Inn. Knocked out.
Driver: Tomorrow tour? Elephants, temple, waterfalls? I know many places, special price for you!!! Because we are friends now!!! You can recommend me on tripadvisor!